The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Angry Squirrel

Chapter 840 - Side Story 3: New Beginning

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840 Side Story 3: New Beginning

Everyone probably has memories of their youth that would make them smile happily, make them sigh in bitterness, or make them blush in embarrassment and want to forget about.To a certain someone, today was a very special day. He didn’t know yet whether what he was going to do today would create a dark history which would make him smash his head on a table in embarrassment, or if it would be the start of an unforgettable sweet memory.

“I like you, please be my girlfriend.”

With only two people standing on the rooftop of the building, with their friends spying from the corner, the completely red-faced boy shouted out his feelings to the girl, and the entire world was filled with the scent of youth.

“Alright. Actually, I have liked you for a long time as well.”

If the girl were to sweetly accept the confession of the boy like this, going by the story development, it could very well be the start of an incredibly sweet youth comedy. However, most of the time, the recollections of one’s youth would always be bittersweet. 99% of such developments would never be so successful.

“…I’m sorry. Actually, I already have someone that I like.”

This was probably a more realistic development. The development might end up to be winding, but as long as the male protagonist worked hard in pursuing her, there might still be a chance.

But sometimes…

“You useless trash, you dare to confess to me despite your background? How much money do you have? How much do you earn every year? What college do you intend to go to? What kind of job do you intend to do in the future? Let me clarify that if your annual salary doesn’t hit a million, you can scram.”

Alright, this was probably an even more realistic development, as well as a pain in the hearts of countless mature men. However, this wasn’t even the worst-case scenario.

At the very least, there was still a possibility for the man to fight on. It wouldn’t be as despairing as the following one.

“I’m sorry. I like girls.”

This… The difficulty was really a little too high. If this wasn’t an excuse cooked up by the girl to reject you, it would be best if you directly gave up.

“Haha. Actually, I am your mother/father/elder sister/younger brother.”

This was even more complicated. If that person didn’t watch too much Star Wars or Korean dramas, if what she said was true… Anyway, before you bring her for a blood test to determine your relationship, it might be better for you to bring her to a psychiatrist.

“I’m sorry. I am only into the 2D. I have no interest in 3D apes who grow leg and chest hair!”

This was even more despairing. Of course, to a small portion of comrades who had unique life habits, this kind of female otaku might seem more desirable… However, the truth was that if the female shut-ins used the 2D as a standard for comparison, they would have a much higher expectation for one’s physical appearance. Thus, the male otakus would be in for a tragedy.

Sometimes, the main difference between a novel and reality was that novels needed to be logical. However, reality didn’t have to be logical.

“I like you, please be my girlfriend.”

“I’m sorry, I am a vampire and my family said that I am banned from going out with humans. Although you are only half human, you are also part of the 3D. I am only interested in the 2D and I do not have any interest in 3D apes who grow leg hair and chest hair! The ones that I like the most are 2D girls! Furthermore, I already have someone that I like!”

This scene… sorry, this third-person narrator has no idea how to comment. There are too many points to even start commenting on…

“Smile, it is all fine as long as I smile… The hell! How is that any different from the tragedies up above!? Furthermore, it’s all of the tragedies put together as one! How much of a failure does one have to be to meet with this kind of incident? Furthermore, what do you mean by vampire? Is this really a high school in the real world? Give me back the perspective of a normal scientific world!”

In the classroom, even though a day had passed after that absolute failure of a confession, Roxia’s continuous comments still echoed throughout the classroom. His new friends that met him only two weeks ago reevaluated what type of person this young man was due to his energetic howls of anger.

He was Roxia M. Harloys, a rather strange name. He had an appearance which was even younger than his true age. Even though he just had his 16th birthday recently, people would believe it if he claimed he was only 10 years old. Others would often comment that his golden hair and small red face were extremely cute. Yep, he had a natural babyface.

Roxia’s weight was slightly under 50 kilograms, and his height was about 1.5 meters. Considering how he was 1/4th wood spirit in bloodline, he could already be quite proud of his height as wood spirits were known to remain eternally youthful.

Roxia didn’t have any special features. In fact, he had much dark history in his life already due to his overly young appearance…

“I’d feel a lot of pressure if I went out with you. I could accept it if I was simply viewed as being your older sister, but I look more like your mother… Last month, Asha was treated as an auntie when she simply went out shopping with you. That’s too hard for me to handle.”

“I’m sorry. Although I’m really moved by your confession, I’ve actually always viewed you as my little brother/younger brother/little cutie/pet…”

Roxia received rejections like these. Wait a moment, wasn’t there something problematic mixed in with the word “pet”? Shouldn’t the police be called!?

Although Roxia’s physical appearance was rather unique, he really was quite an ordinary boy from Earth on the inside.

If one had to find something out of the ordinary about him, that would be the natural talents he was born with as a mixed-blood. Roxia had outstanding athleticism. Even though he didn’t exercise very much, he would always become a key member on any sports team. However, even this didn’t count as much of a specialty in this special school that he just transferred to.

“Brave hero, no need to be heartbroken. It’s your own fault for having such an unreachable goal. She’s Isabelle, the daughter of the Ferd Family. However, her rejection has already become famous throughout the entire school. There’s also many others who are heartbroken just like you. Tsk, she’s in love with the 2D, which means that every single boy in this school no longer has a chance.”

Kaen was a boy who sat in front of Roxia, as well as the first friend that Roxia had made at this school.


“Indeed. You even dared to reach for the untouchable flower of our school who’s shot down 100% of the boys who confessed to her even though you transferred here less than a week ago. Not to mention, there’s the things that you did at the school this month. What else could you be apart from a hero?”

This sounded nice, so Roxia felt slightly better after hitting the bottom. However, Roxia’s deskmate, the human class representative Su Nana, adjusted her eyeglasses, and teasingly said, “Roxia is a trash hero. Still, we don’t have the right to comment about you.”

Roxia was instantly rendered speechless. He could only complain depressedly while laying his head on his desk.

“Trash or whatever? I don’t think so. I was a top athlete at my previous school, and I was quite popular…”

However, Roxia’s childhood friend Su Nana, who came to this school with him together from Earth, didn’t seem like she wanted to spare his feelings.

“Top athlete? What’s your 100-meter dash time?”

“13.2 seconds! I was #3 for the 100-meter dash at my last school!”

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Roxia had high expectations placed on him by his school due to his outstanding athleticism. However, he had zero interest in sweating, so he unhesitatingly rejected the track team’s invitation. Despite this, he was still one of the strongest competitors at the school’s sports meet.

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